Time-Warner to fund a Nevada brothel?

Madam Heidi Fleiss

Time-Warner is the largest media company in the world. They are a giant conglomerate which owns CNN, Time Magazine, Warner-Brothers movie studio, America-On-Line, HBO, and other companies. I'd bet Richard Parsons, the CEO of Time-Warner, doesn't even know that they are funding the startup of another small company.

Yup. They soon might be able to add "brothel" to their investment portfolio. How?

Richard Parsons CEO of Time Warner

Time-Warner owns HBO. HBO has signed a deal with busted Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss. They get to film her getting her new brothel, Heidi's Stud Farm, off the ground in Nevada. It is interesting how this six-figure advance seems to be Heidi's seed money.

" And she just landed a six-figure deal with HBO to let a film crew document the brothel's birth. "

It is also interesting how Newsweek, Time Magazine's arch-rival, ran this story. I wonder if Time would dare connect the dots?

For the record, I have nothing against what Ms. Fleiss wants to do. Nor do I have any problem with Time Warner investing in it. It is legal in Nevada. They aren't breaking any laws.

But... I suspect that some moralist, relgious right, nuts will have a serious problem with it. Perhaps they might even boycott HBO and Bugs Bunny.

Finally... A use for beer guts!

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Why, you ask?

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Now all they need to do is create the fake pregnancy kit for women who want to do the same. Who is gonna mess with a pregnant lady?

All I want for Xmas...

Wow. The perfect gift for those parents who want their children to become disgruntled airline screeners. Playmobil has put together the "Airport Security Checkin" set.

Blogger Daniel J. Solove ordered one for himself. Things didn't go well. Read what happened!

Playmobil also sells a police station with removable bars on the jail cell so the dangerous prisoners can escape.

Panexa - The wonder drug

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Where do the old hookers go?

John Scott of the University of New England (in Australia, not the US), examined prostitution in rural areas of New South Wales state. He found the sex industry has flourished in rural towns, with many prostitutes making regular visits. Prostitutes as old as 70 continue to work in rural Australia, pushed out of the cities due to strong competition from younger and more attractive sex workers.

Read the rest here...